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I find myself wanting to comment on Tiger woods today. As news came to light of his 10,000th back surgery this week, my friends are all saying he is done and washed up. Maybe he has seen his last win on the tour, maybe he will never play again, but let’s not forget what he … Continue reading Random thoughts from my NYC office shitter.

Hello again world. I took quite the leave of absence over the past few months but I have returned to the porcelain goddess to enlighten you all with my hot takes. First off, congrats to you Mr. Brady! You not only just became the greatest QB of all time in my mind, but gave the … Continue reading I’m Back. Post Super Bowl Thoughts.

All, I will not be blogging during the holidays outside of the occasional post. 

From time to time you must roll the dice and use a public toilet. This continuous thread will be my short thoughts as I contemplate if I’m sitting on someone else’s piss.  12/23/16- if you park your truck So that you take two spots I hope you get door dinged you prick. Also, if cops … Continue reading PSA – Public Shit Announcement